Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.
Every once in a while customers tell me I have nice skin and I always reply “Thanks! It’s because I never go outside.”
asexual charlie weasley growing up in a household that’s full of love obvs but i mean you have 6 teenage boys running around and ideas of traditional masculinity are prevalent and you start to accept them subconsciously y’know
and charlie’s the second oldest and he looks up to bill b/c bill’s cool as frick man bill’s a quidditch star bill’s a prefect bill’s got cool long hair and charlie wouldn’t /admit/ it but yeah he tried to grow his out like that but it looked weird w/ his facial structure but charlie looks up to his big brother So Much and tries to be as good as he is, as good a student as good a wizard and as good a son
and he can do that and he’s happy doing that but bill starts dating and brings his girlfriends and boyfriends around the burrow during the summer and charlie starts dating a couple years later ‘cause that’s when bill did and bill’s told him Stories, brother stories about second base and tongues and charlie tries to recreate those but he’s just??? not into it???? it squicks him out sometimes and bores him other times but he just. doesn’t wanna. and he figures he’s just a late bloomer so he gives it a couple years but he still just doesn’t have any interest in going there and it seems normal until the twins start having girlfriends and lee jordon around and percy’s kissed at least one girl, charlie knows because perce asked if he did it right and damn son when you’re younger brothers are more into sex than you what’s up w/ that
and it worries him kind of because molly’s always talked about grandkids and planning weddings one day and “what will your wife think about you wrangling dragons young man” and he knows she loves him he Knows that but he doesn’t think that this is what she has in mind
but he tells bill because that’s what he always does and bill just leans his chair back and stretches his legs and blows a strand of hair out of his face and grins and says hey dragons are more exciting than sex anyway, and charlie smiles and slowly molly learns to stop herself before asking when he’ll give her grandchildren and the twins don’t tease him about getting laid and he adores his job and his family and he’s okay, really, it’s all fine
A few days ago someone posted a “1960’s Avengers AU”. So wouldn’t that just be…
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who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti
^ Reblogging for that and that alone.
you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives
you put it in words
this will always be my favorite interaction from okcupid
Sort of Incorrect Les Miserables Lyrics — You’re the One That I Want
No, that looks right to me.